{"product_id":"f-this-cold-hoodie","title":"F This Cold Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's not the cold. Actually, yeah. It is.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe F This Cold Hoodie is for mornings when the windshield needs scraping and your patience is already gone. An easy layer for coffee runs, garage hangs, and telling the weather exactly how you feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"margin:24px 0 10px;padding-top:16px;border-top:1px solid #762332;\"\u003eThe good stuff.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e8.5 oz midweight fleece brings everyday warmth without going overboard. A jersey-lined hood with adjustable drawcord, front pouch pocket, and ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the practical stuff covered. Comfortable enough for a quiet weekend. Presentable enough for the gas station.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"margin:24px 0 10px;padding-top:16px;border-top:1px solid #762332;\"\u003eFor our kind of people.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the snow-shovel regulars, early-shift coffee drinkers, and folks who still hold the door when the wind hurts their face. You're allowed to love where you're from and have a few words about the forecast.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"margin:24px 0 10px;padding-top:16px;border-top:1px solid #762332;\"\u003eMidwest pride. Weather complaints included.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeing from around here means showing up, lending a hand, and giving your buddies a little grief along the way. Wearing Yeah, No™ carries that familiar attitude wherever you land. Your purchase supports a brand making room for Midwest humor and the people who get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide — measure first, bud.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGarment measurements in inches. Lay a favorite hoodie flat and compare. Chest width is measured across the garment one inch below the armhole; body length is measured from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Chest width is not your body circumference. 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