F This Cold Hoodie
F This Cold Hoodie
Size guide — measure first, bud.
Garment measurements in inches. Lay a favorite hoodie flat and compare. Chest width is measured across the garment one inch below the armhole; body length is measured from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Chest width is not your body circumference. Allow approximately 1 inch of measurement variation.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 19 | 27 |
| S | 20 | 28 |
| M | 22 | 29 |
| L | 24 | 30 |
| XL | 26 | 31 |
| 2XL | 27 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 29½ | 34 |
| 5XL | 31 | 34½ |
Black: XS–5XL. Grey: XS–3XL. Compare measurements with a hoodie you already like before ordering.
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The details
It's not the cold. Actually, yeah. It is.
The F This Cold Hoodie is for mornings when the windshield needs scraping and your patience is already gone. An easy layer for coffee runs, garage hangs, and telling the weather exactly how you feel.
The good stuff.
8.5 oz midweight fleece brings everyday warmth without going overboard. A jersey-lined hood with adjustable drawcord, front pouch pocket, and ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the practical stuff covered. Comfortable enough for a quiet weekend. Presentable enough for the gas station.
For our kind of people.
For the snow-shovel regulars, early-shift coffee drinkers, and folks who still hold the door when the wind hurts their face. You're allowed to love where you're from and have a few words about the forecast.
Midwest pride. Weather complaints included.
Being from around here means showing up, lending a hand, and giving your buddies a little grief along the way. Wearing Yeah, No™ carries that familiar attitude wherever you land. Your purchase supports a brand making room for Midwest humor and the people who get it.
How do I wash this thing?
Follow the care label inside your garment. For printed apparel, turn it inside out, wash cold with similar colors, and avoid ironing directly over the design. Check the label before tumble drying. For headwear, follow its care label rather than tossing it in with the laundry.
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